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Czech translations of Harry Potter characters (Part 2)

lesliserables:

Translations:
- Tom Marvolo Riddle - Tom Rojvol Raddle (do it for the anagram)
- The Dark Lord - The Man of Bad
- Barty Crouch Sr - Bartemius Fromyourneck
- Peeves - Antagonist 
- Rita Skeeter - Rita Pigeon (where in the fuck…)
- Buckbeak - Pecker
- Cornelius Fudge - Kornelius Trainwreck (or Kornelius Scatterbrain, I’m completely serious)

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lesliserables:

The name changes Moaning Myrtle undergoes in translations of the book for the sake of alliteration is ridiculous, “Gemma” in the german version, Jenny in the Dutch, Hulda in the Danish. As a proud Czech from the Czech Republic I can say that our brilliant translators turned Myrtle into Ursula….

Czech translations of Harry Potter characters (Part 2)

Translations:
- Tom Marvolo Riddle - Tom Rojvol Raddle (do it for the anagram)
- The Dark Lord - The Man of Bad
- Barty Crouch Sr - Bartemius Fromyourneck
- Peeves - Antagonist 
- Rita Skeeter - Rita Pigeon (where in the fuck…)
- Buckbeak - Pecker
- Cornelius Fudge - Kornelius Trainwreck (or Kornelius Scatterbrain, I’m completely serious)

Czech translations of Harry Potter characters

Translations:
- Moaning Myrtle - Whining Ursula
- Professor Flitwick - Professor Shortwick (when all else fails just name ‘em how you see ‘em)
- Albus Dumbledore - Albus Bumblebee (… i dont even know)
- Dudley Dursley - Pacifier Dursley (I’m not even exaggerating) 
- Salazar Slytherin - Salazar Greenviper (I cant even..)
- Helga Hufflepuff - Helga Freezekill (or Freezedestroy)
- Rowena Ravenclaw - Rowena Ravenclaw (well at least they got something right)
- Godric Gryfindor - Godric Skywhirl (I’m fucking done with this)

The name changes Moaning Myrtle undergoes in translations of the book for the sake of alliteration is ridiculous, “Gemma” in the german version, Jenny in the Dutch, Hulda in the Danish. As a proud Czech from the Czech Republic I can say that our brilliant translators turned Myrtle into Ursula. FUCKING URSULA, MAN. OF ALL THE FUCKING NAMES, YOU CHOSE URSULA. ITS NOT EVEN URSULA THO, ITS URŠULA. THEY HAD TO PUT SOME OF THAT FOREIGN UPSIDE-DOWN-ROOFY SHIT ON IT CAUSE NO WAY IN HELL IS ANYTHING ELSE GONNA WORK

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myclara:

You see, the universe has a plan kids, and that plan is always in motion. A butterfly flaps its wings, and it starts to rain. It’s a scary thought but it’s also kind of wonderful. All these little parts of the machine constantly working, making sure that you end up exactly where you’re supposed to be, exactly when you’re supposed to be there. The right place at the right time.